I predicted way back when what I'd be like today:
Dressed funny, less funny, still funny in a different way
Never thought I'd have got my hand's back on this old denim vest
It's been folded since I finally got it out, now I'm right back in it again

Still grungy after all these years
I'm starting to get big just like my dad

It's not the vestments, it's not the patches, it's not even words, it's inflection
I used to sing I was more than a set of fibers and cells
What I've got is not just wrinkles, worn out eyes, and thirty extra pounds

This barbershop that you've gutted is a rented world
It's so strange to feel nostalgic for something I never did experience
That's why they still sell Lisa Frank Binders
That's why they brought back the Polaroid Camera
Quintin Tarantino, he still makes a lot of money
Netflix couldn't get enough to finally nab the Olsen Twins

No longer working for a minimum wage
Other than that, nothing much has changed

It's not the vestments, it's not the patches, it's not even words, it's inflection
I used to sing I was more than a set of fibers and cells
What I've got is not just wrinkles, worn out eyes, and thirty extra pounds

God bless Ameria, freedom or whatever
Sting like a killer bee, float like a feather
Drink til you pass out, drop out of college
When did it start being cool to be so damn apathetic?

Why does every song have a joke in it's name?
I give a shit about sincerity.